Friday, April 27, 2007

Drew Barrymore is the 'Most beautiful ex-pre-pubescent coke addict no-talent half-crazy plastic surgeried bitch in the universe'




NEW YORK Apr 25, 2007 (AP)— She was born with her acting family's classic beauty, but Drew Barrymore credits her fun-loving approach to life for her No. 1 spot on People magazine's annual "100 Most Beautiful People" list.
"I just think happiness is what makes you pretty. Period," she tells the magazine. "Happy people are beautiful. They become like a mirror and they reflect that happiness."
Barrymore, 32, graces the cover of the issue that hits newsstands Friday. It's her fourth time on the list, but first as cover girl.
Making the cover "made my peacock feathers shine in the golden-hour light and extend to the heavens," says Barrymore.

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IF 'Happiness is what makes you pretty?' then why aren't retards and crazy people more attractive? You dummy, pretty people are sour and aloof because they fucking can be! Who they needing to be nice to? I'm a hunchback, I know how much I have to smile everyday just to avoid getting my ass kicked. You know how many people ever said I was pretty? Yeah, fuck you.

Maybe you're happy because you get paid $15million for every piece of shit comedy/light romance movie you make. That'd sure put a glow on my face, a spring in my step, Hell I'd put a daisy chain on my hump and dance around naked shaking my peacock feathers in the golden...! Wtf? I suppose by the third decade of drug use you must see some pretty weird shit.

Don't get me wrong, in the right dim lighting I think you're quite cute - but the MOST BEAUTIFUL person in the World? Give me a fucking break.

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